Office Gardener T-Shirts

"Strategic plan B: We chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables."

I think it's time you decided if your career is going to be in horticulture or accountancy.

"I've decided to eat healthy, so I'm growing a garden in my office. It also reduces the stress caused by working here."

'Strategic plan B: we chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables.'

"So I can eat better here at work."

'Of course, now that we have turf, we'll need someone to protect it.'

"Who brought in that invasive species? Not the plant, the consultant."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Prize vegetables.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

So Close..

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener attacked by plants.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Doing the borders.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Pumpkin patch

Gardener

"First time pruning?"

Plant Lady

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

An Unexpected Guest.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'