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Paving over the window-box

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Bumble Bee

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Biodiversity

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"Would you look at that! New rooftop gardens, new community gardens: maybe the human race is not doomed after all..."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Relax. They're just crows."

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

House plants

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Ecological Therapy

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Flowers in the city

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."