Apartment Gardener Gifts

Paving over the window-box

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Bumble Bee

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

"Would you look at that! New rooftop gardens, new community gardens: maybe the human race is not doomed after all..."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Biodiversity

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

"Relax. They're just crows."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

Ecological Therapy

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

House plants

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

Painting nature.

Flowers in the city