City Gardener Gifts

"They've eliminated your grant to promote local agriculture."

Flowers in the city

Lamp-Post Flower

'I can't get John to do a thing to the garden!'

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

'Gardening mishap-the window boxes fell on him!'

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"Would you look at that! New rooftop gardens, new community gardens: maybe the human race is not doomed after all..."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

Ecological Therapy

You will always find a spot to garden

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

Gardening new year's plans

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

urban agriculture

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

"So I can eat better here at work."

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

Paving over the window-box

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Painting nature.

"Strategic plan B: We chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables."

"Here's my plan. We grow our roots for 30 years until they crack the cement, which dismantles the fence. Then we just push it ove and make a break for it. You in?"

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'