Cityscape Gardener Gifts

urban agriculture

The urban gardener.

Scarecrows.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

The Busy Gardener

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener attacked by plants.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"First time pruning?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Doing the borders.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Gardener

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

An Unexpected Guest.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Yardless: Please help

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.