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'Yes; I read your report, Hanson. Then I took it home and spread it around my rosebushes.'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Would you look at that! New rooftop gardens, new community gardens: maybe the human race is not doomed after all..."

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

Ecological Therapy

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

urban agriculture

Jacques Lacan

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

Snail trap

"So I can eat better here at work."

Paving over the window-box

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

Flowers in the city

Painting nature.

"Strategic plan B: We chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables."

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

'Of course, now that we have turf, we'll need someone to protect it.'