Business-savvy Gardener Gifts

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Dog in Daisys

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Giant slug attacks a city

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"The trees are laughing at us."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

"I'm going to prepare a special dish for Thanksgiving dinner."

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Grass huggers.

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

On holiday...

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

The stuff of Legend.

Watering can helmet.

Snail trap

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

"Strategic plan B: We chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables."

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

Pick your own.

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."