Business-savvy Gardener Gifts

Flower Show Information. What brings my favorite and only son-in-law here? I'm keeping my nursery up to date on best horticultural practices

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Dog in Daisys

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Giant slug attacks a city

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"The trees are laughing at us."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

"I'm going to prepare a special dish for Thanksgiving dinner."

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Grass huggers.

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Jacques Lacan

On holiday...

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

"So I can eat better here at work."

The stuff of Legend.

Snail trap

Watering can helmet.

"Strategic plan B: We chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables."

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

Pick your own.

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."