Garden Supplies Gifts

'Garden centre' 'Fertilisers' 'Rocket launcher'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

Joust Sharpener

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Stationery Shop

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

Man with post it note

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Before social media there was sticky notes.

The Move.

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

'That one is a bit more expensive, but it comes with a profit.'

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

Medieval Office Supplies

'Wow, my own desk!'

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

Office Supplies: New and improved motivational posters, now with 25% more inspiration.

'Hold me!'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'

Swiss Army Desk