Garden Supplies Prints

'Garden centre' 'Fertilisers' 'Rocket launcher'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Joust Sharpener

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Stationery Shop

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

Man with post it note

Before social media there was sticky notes.

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

The Move.

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

'That one is a bit more expensive, but it comes with a profit.'

Medieval Office Supplies

Office Supplies: New and improved motivational posters, now with 25% more inspiration.

'Hold me!'

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

'Wow, my own desk!'

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'