Garden Hose Aficionados Gifts

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Fall of Gnome

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

Prize vegetables with rude names.

Gardener of the Year.

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

"It's a recipe for apple pie."

'That's Oog -- the poor sam invented garden tools.'

'Isn't that cute?'

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

"It's the worst summer I've ever known."

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

Redneck Lawn Art

Bird House Doorbell

"We have got to get a bigger pond."

"Wow! You've got free-range children."

Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!

'I can't spend the afternoon with you guys, my wide wants me to help her in the garden: It's full of sea-weeds...'

"What can I say. . . he likes the hose."

'Every once in a while a person puts more seeds in it, but where he gets it is beyond me.'

Garden Centre - Weapons of Moss Destruction.

Ante-Natal Clinic

"Drawing blood again?"

"He promise me the Earth - then got an allotment off the Council."

"I just realized everyone I know is fake."

"Should I fix it or should I call it a water feature?"

Toilet-Trees

"Adam, I think I must be allergic to that fruit we ate back in the garden!"

'Did you notice the new planter I bought, dear?'

'Oh great. The Jones replaced their bird bath with a hot tub.'