Garden Hose Aficionados Gifts

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Fall of Gnome

Prize vegetables with rude names.

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

Gardener of the Year.

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

"It's a recipe for apple pie."

'Isn't that cute?'

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

'That's Oog -- the poor sam invented garden tools.'

"It's the worst summer I've ever known."

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

"We have got to get a bigger pond."

"Wow! You've got free-range children."

Redneck Lawn Art

Bird House Doorbell

Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!

'I can't spend the afternoon with you guys, my wide wants me to help her in the garden: It's full of sea-weeds...'

"What can I say. . . he likes the hose."

'Every once in a while a person puts more seeds in it, but where he gets it is beyond me.'

Ante-Natal Clinic

Garden Centre - Weapons of Moss Destruction.

"Drawing blood again?"

"Should I fix it or should I call it a water feature?"

"He promise me the Earth - then got an allotment off the Council."

"I just realized everyone I know is fake."

'Did you notice the new planter I bought, dear?'

"Adam, I think I must be allergic to that fruit we ate back in the garden!"

'Oh great. The Jones replaced their bird bath with a hot tub.'

Rugby Club Gnomes