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"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Cat in a tank...

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

You will always find a spot to garden

Garden Sudoku

"For heaven’s sake, Rozlyn, just give him the darn plant!"

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

Professional football.

"I don't care if your mother is watching on telly, just get the ball in the net!"

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

Gardener of the Year.

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

Spring troubles a vicar with devil weeds.

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

Thanks for helping, Twig! Tree's Tree Nursery. It's winter. I didn't think you'd be so busy. Christmas greens, bulb forcing and holiday plants keep me in business. Thankfully, gardens go dormant

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?' Moles prepare for their assault on a newly mowed lawn

Carnivorous plant exhibition.

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

It's 9 a.m. and I've already offed hundreds of aphids � Decimated dozens of beetles and slain seven slugs. But Nana, you're disturbing nature's balance. When it comes to garden pests � Biodiversity is way overrated.

With a fresh, homegrown tomato tasting this fantasic, it makes no sense that "garden variety" means "ordinary"!

"The earth opening up and unearthing a prehistoric animal isn't as uncommon as you think. This is my third call this week."

Mary decides to give up weeding and start giving safari tours.

Fat Kid 27- Makes a slug