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'Who greased our slope?'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

An Unexpected Guest.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

Better Gnomes.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 7

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

Crazy paving company.

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

God builds the first lawn mower.

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

Trump Chia Pet

'Look what my son gave me!'

Give Chlorophyll.

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.