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'Who greased our slope?'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

An Unexpected Guest.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

God builds the first lawn mower.

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Crazy paving company.

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

Topiary: helping nature look her best

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

'Look what my son gave me!'

Give Chlorophyll.

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'