Garden Clown Pillows

Gardening for Beginners

An Unexpected Guest.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

Tennis ball girl.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

'Where are you going?'

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

Yoghurt man

Hydroponic Gardening

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

Borrow the Bag?

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

Who wants to lick the swatters.

Microwave - 'Table 19 sends compliments to the chef!'

Talk to your plants ??" but first, give them a chance to calm down.

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

'Hoopla!'

"Found it when I was digging the garden...."

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

'Manfred went to look for the lawnmower - now I've lost him, too!'

"Sorry Pardner, but this is fool's gold!"

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

'I told you Ko-ko that you don't have to even think of retirement - the phone stopped ringing for you years ago!'

"Mom always liked you best."