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"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

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'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I wonder what this was for."

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

"Do you, Ashley, take Nesbitt and his genome to be your husband?"

'How old is this vase?'

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

Bargeman on a canal boat.

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers