Garbage Art Gifts

'This is a total waste of time.'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Dustbin monster.

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

Fishing for Litter

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

We're polishing our brand.

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

Trash-talkin' artists

Urban Compost Heap.

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

Buried Rubbish

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

Dustbin monster.

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

"Don't be late - I'm making moldy meat and orange peels over coffee grinds with a side of egg shells."

"Don't get me wrong, it's good for us, but I can't believe how much food humans waste..."

Smiley Trash.

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

"You gotta teach me that trick."

Clean the world.

Head of Rubbish to fox - 'We're looking for new holes in the ground.'

'But it was never enough. He returned, week after week, looking for more.'

'I learned some interesting things in school today. I read the graffiti on my desk.'

"I'm heading to the dumpster - anyone want anything?"

'It's one of those evenings when I just open a can.'

F.Y.I., eating a 40-watt bulb does not make you "enlightened"!

"That's one super deluxe pizza with everything."

Trash Time