Garagehand Gifts

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Drool Marks

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"What old school? This is my life."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Organic Soldering.

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

CLEAR!

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Inflating Boobs.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'God's speed.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

Idle parts

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

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