Gap Tooth Gapster Gifts

'I've got to wear a brace,,,my teeth don't stick out'

The experienced backpacker.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Snowprov

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

Off to see the world

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Wow - Heavy, man"

Injured backpacker.

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"Better luck next time, kid."

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

Travellers

"It seemed bigger in the brochure."

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

'I find the best way to get them to grow up is to buy them a 1-way ticket to Europe, and let them work their way back.'

Alien says to man walking dog: "I'm not an ambassador from my planet, I'm on my gap year."