Gamer Since Birth Mugs

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Knights of the Square Table.

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Modern Childhood

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'