Computer Game Enthusiast Mugs

'Explain these 3,674 games of solitaire we found on your office computer?'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Mixed Doubles.

"Marco ..."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

Knights of the Square Table.

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"Fancy a game of chicken?"