Gamer Since Birth Prints

Internet Addiction

Mac OS 20

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Knights of the Square Table.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

Modern Childhood

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

"Until you clean you room, I'm confiscating your iPod, your Xbox and your jester!"