Gamer Joke Appreciator Pillows

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

What's an Imax cave?

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Eat me"

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Higher wisdom...

"Amateurs."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

Laughing Zone Ahead

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

Every class has one. . .

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"