Gamer Joke Appreciator Prints

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Eat me"

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Amateurs."

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Laughing Zone Ahead

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Higher wisdom...

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

Every class has one. . .