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I just need exactly 30 minutes to go to a funeral. Exactly? That's how long it'll take me to march to the archipelago where Bajor was and light a dragon on fire in Bajor's honor. I hope you're going to tell me you're talking about some video game

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'Now that's an afro!'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Sparkling Water

"Look! No hands!"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Travelling

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Astral Projection

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Computer games

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Second lifeReal life.

Introducing Piza Island.

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Greece