Game Roster Guru Pillows

'I just can't... wait! Let me see that game program. It's the only way I can tell the players apart.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Homo Gamus

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Whack-a-molecule

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Football team discussions.

Input From The Front Office

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

American Football.

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

Mark Gastineau