Board Game Guru Pillows

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

'Is everything made in China these days?'

Erno Rubik at home.

'It says, 'Miss Scarlet in the kitchen with the candlestick.''

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Homo Gamus

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

Whack-a-molecule

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'The girls must be feeling better...'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Computer games

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Board Game Hunter

"If you don't stop saying 'This whole game is a charade!' we're going home."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Crane Game. Ball Game.

scrabble love

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Tic-tac-toe

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Prawn Amend