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Umpire's Union: Safe/Out

Bowled over again!

Church for sports worshipers.

Go team!

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

American Football.

Strive to win!

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Football supporters.

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'