Game Day Rule Maker Mugs

Umpire's Union: Safe/Out

Church for sports worshipers.

Go team!

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

American Football.

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Strive to win!

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

Football supporters.