Game Day Debater Pillows

Wednesday morning quarterback

Church for sports worshipers.

Go team!

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

American Football.

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Strive to win!

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Football supporters.

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'I hate PowerPoint.'

The Rugby Throw Up.

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."