Game Bird Guru Gifts

A hunter hitting his first bird.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Homo Gamus

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Whack-a-molecule

Computer games

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Vanna White: The Later Years.

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Prawn Amend

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'