Game Bird Guru Gifts

A hunter hitting his first bird.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Homo Gamus

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Whack-a-molecule

Computer games

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Prawn Amend

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.