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'Everything on black is not a risk management strategy, Hoskins.'

Slot machine.

"If he has a tell, I haven't found it."

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

"It doesn't matter how valuable the manuscript is to you, Charles."

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.

'Compulsive gambling.'

"None of that steady income and security crap! I just want to make a big, fat killing and check out."

Lottery loser.

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

Hit me.

"I think he may have a system."

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

'If this works, it'll change everything. We could open a casino.'

Gambling was in his blood. Couldn't help it - he had an irregular heartbeat. Even his pulse was impulsive.

I'm a member of four class action suits and I play the lottery each week. That's my retirement plan.

'It's not my osteoporosis...I recently discovered slot machines!'

WIZARD OF ODDS...gambling, lottery consultant.

'Probability Institute' '4-1, 2-3, even'

Betting on $80 oil price.

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

'I'd like to take this opportunity to say goodbye to my wife, relatives and friends.'

Slot machine - Early retirement.

'I'm sorry. The possibility that you may have won $10 million in the sweepstakes won't do as collateral.'

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

'Sir, would you please come with us?'

"Oh that, that's our dealing room."

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

'They say you have a better chance of being struck by lightening than of winning the lottery...I guess they're right!'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you a Medicare card and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'...and please, please, please, give me a chance to price to you that winning the lottery won't spoil me...'

'I suggest a short term cash investment. Lucky Lady 2.30 Newmarket.'