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'Everything on black is not a risk management strategy, Hoskins.'

Slot machine.

"If he has a tell, I haven't found it."

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

"It doesn't matter how valuable the manuscript is to you, Charles."

'Compulsive gambling.'

Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

Lottery loser.

"None of that steady income and security crap! I just want to make a big, fat killing and check out."

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

Hit me.

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

'Great poker faces.'

"I think he may have a system."

'I won again!'

I'm a member of four class action suits and I play the lottery each week. That's my retirement plan.

Gambling was in his blood. Couldn't help it - he had an irregular heartbeat. Even his pulse was impulsive.

'It's not my osteoporosis...I recently discovered slot machines!'

'If this works, it'll change everything. We could open a casino.'

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

'Lazarus, I'll raise you.'

'Probability Institute' '4-1, 2-3, even'

Slot machine - Early retirement.

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

'I'd like to take this opportunity to say goodbye to my wife, relatives and friends.'

"Oh that, that's our dealing room."

'I'm sorry. The possibility that you may have won $10 million in the sweepstakes won't do as collateral.'

Betting on $80 oil price.

'Sir, would you please come with us?'

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

WIZARD OF ODDS...gambling, lottery consultant.

'Dude, I know the building is on fire, but I'm gambling online, and I'm on a winning streak. I can't leave now.'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'