Gambling Romantic Gifts

An affair to remember.

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Little league world series of poker.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Bribes for Jabs

'I don't like to take chances.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Dog in casino.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Stag poker"

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

scrabble love

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Slug roulette

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

Playing cards.

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'