Gambler's Spirit Pillows

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"...I know it's Monday morning, but I'm too tired for work!"

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Introducing Piza Island.

"Better luck next time, kid."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Worm Bed

"Have you been scratching this?"

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"And for only $19.99 I can give you my super bowl pick."

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Solitaire card shark.

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

Unnatural Selection.

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

Blackjack: free lemonade!

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."