Galactic Governor T-Shirts

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Boptimism

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'Which one is named after me?'

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Parking meter on the moon.

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Save our Planet.

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

"Are we there yet?"

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

Rocket to the Moon

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."