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Barack Skywalker

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Boptimism

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'Which one is named after me?'

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

Parking meter on the moon.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

Save our Planet.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

"Are we there yet?"

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Rocket to the Moon

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

You have a lot of patients coming to your for counseling! Yeah, I just saw a supernova who is dealing with burnout. Later, I'll see Pluto about his inferiority complex and a black hole who wants to fill a void in its life. Then Hailey's Comet and his wife will discuss why he's rarely there for her. Since your practice went universal it just keeps expanding! You're so busy! Yeah, my head is spinning!

Leonard Nimoy

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

E. TR. AHS. PCNL.