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Is removing the lid fm a jar of pickles easier in zero gravity?

The Lost World: You are Here

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

Questions

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

Hysterically laughing monster.

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

Celestial Navigation

'All this knowledge going into my head, through my eyes and out the window to float forever in space.'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

"Hey, everybody! Come, look! the odometer is about to roll over another 100,00 light years!"

'And people wonder why we're searching for intelligent life.'

'We don't settle for second best... And Bleargh here is the best in the galaxy.'

Confusing directions,

"Ig a skyscraper collapses in the cit and I don't hear it...will we care?"

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

Neil Armstrong 1930-2012.

An astronaut with a little alien drilling into his helmet.

A man doing a reality check.

"These humans are very primitive, some of them still judge each other on the basis of their skin pigmentation."

'She's behaving just like an adult.'

"I've absorbed all matter within my gravitational pull. I should be happy..."

New evidence from Curiosity; Martian blood likely to be green.

"I'd love to chat, Al, but I've got to hit the road."

Football Spaceship

Troops Deployed To An Alien Planet

Random things I miss: Deciding on a holiday

You can make adventure happen

"But I take it a canoe trip along the lower Amazon does not appeal."