Attending An Opening Ceremony T-Shirts

"I'd love to chat, Al, but I've got to hit the road."

Sloaney Pony.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

All dressed up and no place to go

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'They call it the people dance.'

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

'...well you say you're Stephen Hawking but as Eddie Redmayne said he was going to turn up in character we're not too sure."

'What, They're comfortable.'

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

"You said it—everybody heard you."

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

Double Wedding

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

"I'd like you two to meet Will and Diane Clampett. Will is the powerful chairman and chief executive officer of a large multinational corporation, and Diane is his passive-aggressive wife."

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

Base chapel.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"But most of all I'd like to thank the zeitgeist."

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

Hard Rock Cafe.

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

"Aren't you ready yet?"

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

Christening

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

'Careful! Don't drink this here grape juice they're servin'. I've had three bottles now, and my head's a spinnin'.'

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'

Before graduating, students at Flegburn High were required to read their diplomas out loud.