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"I'd love to chat, Al, but I've got to hit the road."

Sloaney Pony.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

'What, They're comfortable.'

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

Double Wedding

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

"You said it—everybody heard you."

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"I'd like you two to meet Will and Diane Clampett. Will is the powerful chairman and chief executive officer of a large multinational corporation, and Diane is his passive-aggressive wife."

Base chapel.

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

"But most of all I'd like to thank the zeitgeist."

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

Christening

'Careful! Don't drink this here grape juice they're servin'. I've had three bottles now, and my head's a spinnin'.'

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'

'Be sure to take a companion that matches your dress, young lady!'