Gag Reel Fan Gifts

"In recognition of Jim's achievements during his long career with the company, we've put together this hilarious twenty minute gag reel..."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"What other tricks does he need?"

'I found him on the internet.'

"Static cling."

Lady Justice.

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

Football party

Emergency Underpants

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

What's really in junk food...

'My first drink since my accident.'

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

"I don't see myself as just a dog. I see myself as a Complete Family Pet System."

'Now, that's entertainment!'

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

"He does everything one could expect of a parakeet and more."

Octopus Juggling Balls