Gag Glutton Pillows

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'"

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Bubble Gum Farms.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

"Carpe pizza"

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'YAY! PATE!'

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

"I'm in for observation."

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

The Fart Side

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

'Methane Happens.'

This would be Andy's first and last day as golf instructor at Sunset Oaks Country Club: "Remember, *hic*....Always jerk your head up and swing at the ball as hard as you can."

"Apparently, this is his 'great lost masterpiece...'"

My uncle was a world-famous chainsaw juggler. For one show.

How's the writer's block?

'Jill, come take a look at Mr. Bolinder's EKG!'

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

"Surprise!"

"What kind of mod are you in? Sit Down or All You Can Eat From The Trough?"

Inventor of the First Ceiling Fan: 'Almost There.'

'Tell me more about this strange man...'

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'