Gaffe Detective Gifts

'I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Are you feeling okay, Dennis? Your obituary is in the paper."

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

'Did you see who pushed you?'

Think Zero Defects

"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax."

'84% of our losses are due to accounting errors.'

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'

"Do you offer a warranty?"

'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'

"What the large print giveth. . .the small print taketh away."

"Are you mad at me or just chewing tobacco?"

"Damn. No hat."

Accounting makes a 300 million dollar error, yet they always nail me on my expense account.

Mitt shoots off his own feet.

"Second hand blunderbuss for sale. Used by many politicians for foot shooting."

"I wouldn't bother you but my wallet is missing too."

'Oh no! Burning Bushisms.'

"Ms. Davis, get us some binders full of Latinos."

"This consumer durable isn't."

Joe Binden's Secrets of Public Speaking.

What He Meant To Say...

Election Campaign Planning At Labour Central Office.

"You're not getting anything out of me unless you pinch really hard with your thumb and forefinger, then pull."

'Did you gt a CSS Redundancy Checker?'

Mitt Romney

'It's the latest Catalogue of Errors. And they've sent it to the wrong address.'

No, I don't want any Wheat Futures for my birthday.