Mistaken Identity Detective Gifts

"Are you feeling okay, Dennis? Your obituary is in the paper."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

"It's a setup."

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

"See...polystyrene!"

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

"They're not home.."

"President Whipple couldn't make it."

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

Federal witness protection agency.

'Hang on a minute - you're not my husband!'

"Sorry, I don't work here."

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

'Didn't I read your last book, find it absolutely disgusting and vow never to read another, or was that someone else?'

'No, I thought you were John Simpson.'

"Oh, gosh, oh no, you've found me out..."

'I've been lying to you, darling. I'm not really Godzilla, King of the Monsters...'

"Which version of yourself was the one who sabotaged the relationship?"

"What do you mean, my pen name can't be 'J. K. Rowling'?"

'OK you didn't eat the rabbit, I believe you; snakes are no strangers to plausible deniability.'