Entertained By Mistaken Identity Gifts

'Hang on a minute - you're not my husband!'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Are you feeling okay, Dennis? Your obituary is in the paper."

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

"Sorry, I don't work here."

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

Turtle chick.

'Do you know that tattoo reads,'I love little porcelain dolls'?' (a Chinese man explaining to a tough guy what his Chinese tattoo really means).

'Didn't I read your last book, find it absolutely disgusting and vow never to read another, or was that someone else?'

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

'Do you ever get the feeling that these so called 'stick people' have stolen our identity?'

'Maybe the pilot crash landed here.'

I Was Married to Banksy.

Valerie thrived in an internet community that had no idea she was a chicken...

Man mistakes portable table for a church confessional.

'If you steal my identity, you'll be stuck with a lot of credit card debt.'

"Stop, Frank! That's not deodorant!"

'Looked just like a big, white bird to me, but then these ol' eyes ain't what they used to be!'

'If I had a nickel for every time I was mistaken for him, I wouldn't have to work. Now, hand over all of your AA batteries.'

'Sorry, pal -- from behind, you look just like my girl friend.'

'No. I thought it was the marathon, but it's just a fast moving queue.'

'Based on its red shift, we thought it was a quasi-stellar object in deep space. It turned out to be a jet going to Russia via the Polar route.'

"Sir, I understand that you truly believe someone had stolen your identity. However, I question your statement because I can't imagine anyone really wanting to be you. I mean, have you actually seen you?"

'Sorry, I'm late, but the databank had me confused with another Arvin K Wheatley and I was questioned by the authorities about smuggling arms into Afghanistan.'

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

"En guard!!"