Entertained By Mistaken Identity T-Shirts

'Hang on a minute - you're not my husband!'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

"Are you feeling okay, Dennis? Your obituary is in the paper."

Which One is Pulling Out?

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

Secret Identity Theft.

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

"Sorry, I don't work here."

Turtle chick.

'Do you know that tattoo reads,'I love little porcelain dolls'?' (a Chinese man explaining to a tough guy what his Chinese tattoo really means).

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

'Didn't I read your last book, find it absolutely disgusting and vow never to read another, or was that someone else?'

To: Rudy Park. From: Lemont Brown. Hey Rudy, it's me. Long time no talk. How are you these days? Lemont? From Berkeley? Tap tap tap tap. Yeah. Man … Putnam Hall 1993. Those were the days. What ever happened to our roommate Ken? Tap tap tap tap tap tap. Divided Airlines. Divided Airlines. You know, that freak who was always writing articles about "news" and junk for the school paper ... That MORON who didn't know a Gameboy from a GameGear ... That big baby whose mommy was always calling to check

I Was Married to Banksy.

'Do you ever get the feeling that these so called 'stick people' have stolen our identity?'

'Maybe the pilot crash landed here.'

Valerie thrived in an internet community that had no idea she was a chicken...

'If you steal my identity, you'll be stuck with a lot of credit card debt.'

Lion tamer feeding birds.

"Stop, Frank! That's not deodorant!"

Man mistakes portable table for a church confessional.

'Looked just like a big, white bird to me, but then these ol' eyes ain't what they used to be!'

'If I had a nickel for every time I was mistaken for him, I wouldn't have to work. Now, hand over all of your AA batteries.'

'Sorry, pal -- from behind, you look just like my girl friend.'

'No. I thought it was the marathon, but it's just a fast moving queue.'

'Based on its red shift, we thought it was a quasi-stellar object in deep space. It turned out to be a jet going to Russia via the Polar route.'

"Sir, I understand that you truly believe someone had stolen your identity. However, I question your statement because I can't imagine anyone really wanting to be you. I mean, have you actually seen you?"

'Sorry, I'm late, but the databank had me confused with another Arvin K Wheatley and I was questioned by the authorities about smuggling arms into Afghanistan.'

"En guard!!"