Gaelic Enthusiast Gifts

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Giant Monster in Bath

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

Tim Burton

'I miss the good old days!'

"But I use all of them!"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Raven in Flight

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

Viking in the dock: His barrister says: 'Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interests. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'.'

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

Really Early Vikings