Gaelic Enthusiast Gifts

'Mum...Dad...I'm Gaelic.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Giant Monster in Bath

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Tim Burton

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'I miss the good old days!'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"But I use all of them!"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Raven in Flight

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Viking in the dock: His barrister says: 'Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interests. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'.'

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'