Gadget-loving Grooms Pillows

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Wedding Fayre

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

"I'm afraid he's not much fun in the evenings. He's solar powered."

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"Just so you know ahead of time, I have a whole new set of angry emojis I'm willing to unleash on you."

"Oh, David! He's playing our ring tone!"

"But the two of us sitting here surfing the internet isn't 'going somewhere together'. . ."

Social Media Romance

'I heard it was because of a broken charger.'

Internet baby adoption.

"It's boilerplate marriage vows with a pre-nup rider. Just hit the 'agree' button."

"Mom and dad's marriage wasn't made in heaven. They met online, so it was made in the Cloud."