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"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

Wedding Fayre

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

Friday night was always sext night.

"I'm afraid he's not much fun in the evenings. He's solar powered."

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

Social Media Romance

"Just so you know ahead of time, I have a whole new set of angry emojis I'm willing to unleash on you."

"But the two of us sitting here surfing the internet isn't 'going somewhere together'. . ."

"Oh, David! He's playing our ring tone!"

"Can you hurry up? My Uber will be here in 3 minutes."

'I heard it was because of a broken charger.'

Internet baby adoption.

"I'll just pull up the wedding ceremony app...."