Gadget-loving Doctor Prints

'Brain surgery app.'

Plug in Stethoscope

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'Do you want the pill, the suppository, the patch, or the app?'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

"There was a system failure that caused a brief crash, but fortunately I was able to reboot."

"I'm afraid he's not much fun in the evenings. He's solar powered."

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I will ask my Smart Phone

'Our new multi-syringe will take care of all your allergies in one fell swoop.'

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

"Take two aspirin and text me in the morning."

Laws and mobile technology

'That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my computer.'

"I'm getting the hang of the patient portal. It reminded me to refill my beta blocker, but I keep getting ads. Can you prescribe a good pop-up blocker too?"

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

Scanning documents

"That may not be the best option for printing out your novel."

'It's new, Dental armor, Everything I need for any procedure is right here,'

With more and more graduates defaulting on college loans, many loan companies have hired undercover hecklers!

Telephone consultations worked but maybe TEXT consultations were a step too far...Does anyone recognise 'fngx stre pink' as a symptom?.

'Of course it's not downloading your iTunes. That's your 24-hour heart monitor.'

'Must be another of Obama's healthcare cost cutting.'

"Are my test results in yet?" "Yes, you can see them on my website!"

'The Electronic Health Records software works very well. I entered the patient's medications, vitals, and allergies. The software calculated the course of treatment, projected outcome, and anticipate insurance reimbursement.'

'No, the Doctor doesn't do house calls. But he does do skype calls!'

"Ok, so now we know that turning it off and back on again, doesn't work for life support machines."

"Don't worry, Mr. Jones. The fact that doctors still use pagers doesn't mean the hospital has outdated equipment!"

"Well, if you followed me on twitter, you'd already know your diagnosis."