Gadget-loving Spiritualist Prints

'Everyone turn to psalm 23 on his or her e-reader.'

"I'm going on a retreat."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

Cable Bill.

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

Holy phone

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

"You may need to pep up your sermons, sir. Some of the members are requesting WIFI in the pews."

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

"And the meek, aided by social media pester power, shall inherit the world."

Palm Top Readings

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?'

Confession plugged up to an amp.

www.meditation.commm

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'

"Of course we have unlimited data..."

Binary meditation.

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

"I'm gettng a message from the Other Side ... buffering ... still buffering ..."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."