Tech-savvy Doctor Prints

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'Turn the camera off! Turn off the web cam!'

"There was a system failure that caused a brief crash, but fortunately I was able to reboot."

"You may ring from time to time. I left my phone in you."

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

'Do you want the pill, the suppository, the patch, or the app?'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

"Buy my data $20"

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

'Did you try 'Google'?'

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

End of world nigh!!!

"Sword drills just aren't the same since Bible apps."

That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I will ask my Smart Phone

"We're running late. Skip the brief, just give me the tweet."

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

"Take two aspirin and email me in the morning."

"Take two aspirin and text me in the morning."

"The healthcare industry has made a lot of advances in billing technology."