Gadget Grouches Pillows

I.T. Fear

Grandma's caf

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

"...and if I press this button..."

Struggling with unwilling computers.

'Bucky, you can't make a power cord out of a fork.'

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

"Just because you don't die doesn't mean your phone battery doesn't. You actually have to charge it."

User-Unfriendly

Before settling on knives, the Swiss army tried lots of things... like this banana with tweezers and a corkscrew.

-Why are you tired? I thought you were using labour-saving devices? -It's getting them started!

Tricks Machines Play on Us...

'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'

"Why can't they be satisfied with a simple checkout scanner?!"

"Don't get smart with me!"

Garden Centre mowers

'The bad news is your computer has a virus. The good news is it isn't possessed like you thought.'

Man on street sees a machine with a sign and a camera below ' Your Weight + Naughty Picture'.

The Archer and His Broken Arrow.

Techno Geeks.

'If it doesn't have a computer, we can't fix it.'

'...the...civil service does not feel able to use your stamp and envelope licking device...'

To say Mrs. Banks had a hard time getting the hang of technology was an understatement.

STRIP Hambone: Bashing a computer to make it work

"Psst! - Would you like to buy a second-hand computer..?"

"No fancy gizmo for him, he finds fish the old fashioned way."