Gadget Grouches Gifts

'Touch screen technology sucks.'

I.T. Fear

Grandma's caf

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

"...and if I press this button..."

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

'It's new, Dental armor, Everything I need for any procedure is right here,'

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 10

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

'Bucky, you can't make a power cord out of a fork.'

Struggling with unwilling computers.

"Just because you don't die doesn't mean your phone battery doesn't. You actually have to charge it."

User-Unfriendly

'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'

"Why can't they be satisfied with a simple checkout scanner?!"

-Why are you tired? I thought you were using labour-saving devices? -It's getting them started!

Tricks Machines Play on Us...

Before settling on knives, the Swiss army tried lots of things... like this banana with tweezers and a corkscrew.

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 6

"Don't get smart with me!"

Garden Centre mowers

'The bad news is your computer has a virus. The good news is it isn't possessed like you thought.'

Techno Geeks.

'If it doesn't have a computer, we can't fix it.'

Man on street sees a machine with a sign and a camera below ' Your Weight + Naughty Picture'.

The Archer and His Broken Arrow.

'...the...civil service does not feel able to use your stamp and envelope licking device...'

To say Mrs. Banks had a hard time getting the hang of technology was an understatement.

Surrounded by iPhone users, Harold finds himself unable to answer his unfashionable cellphone.

STRIP Hambone: Bashing a computer to make it work

No caption (Man walks in the rain holding his umbrella over his cell phone rather than himself).

I see you. I deny everything. You're using a computer. You are mistaken. It's natural to publicly despise and condemn that which we are ashamed to secretly love. I'M OLD! I THOUGHT IT WAS THE TELEVISION! You don

"Psst! - Would you like to buy a second-hand computer..?"

"No fancy gizmo for him, he finds fish the old fashioned way."