Fuzzy Thinker Gifts

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

'Cotter, you're a genius at fuzzy math.'

Ban on Free Speech

The Map of the human brain

"Little help?"

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

The Mainstream

Dreams I have had...

"Am I sensing fear?"

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Large print e-book.

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Illogic Tree

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

The lesser of two evils.

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

"People were steal his ideas"

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!